getting my race on

Not what you want to see first thing in the afternoon.

I looked out the door a little while ago and thought it was odd that yard bunny was laying on his side. The shadows from the tree lives blowing in the wind made it look like he was sunning himself or just being lazy.
I thought it'd be a good idea to give some munchies out of the fridge before walking outside. If there's one thing I know it's not to go outside without edibles because there's approximately a 100% chances I'm going to get accosted.
Turns out last night at 10 was the last time he'd ever interrupt me looking for a handout. :(


R.I.P. yard bunny :(
getting my race on

I think shop kitty's been running his mouth....

Last week I rescued a turtle from the middle of the road and brought him home to live in my garden.

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Turns out Boxxxy didn't really care for the garden. I can't really say that I blame him. The next day he had absconded.


I was just outside playing with my rain barrels when I saw something odd (and for my house that's really bad). Turns out Mr. Bunny was at the front door. He was hopping towards the Bad '72 when I was trying to figure out if he was going door to door selling god.

Turns out he was a hobo looking for a handout (on in the case of my left index finger.... a hand)

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He did mention that my transmission tailshaft seal needed looking at...

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His reconnaissance team must be top notch. It would appear that he knew I made salad last night and had scraps.

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Some days are weirder than others.....

I got to a friends machine shop today to hear that shop kitty decided to go for a swim in the caustic acid vat. Turns out shop kitty doesn't like being rinsed in the sink and now has funny feeling hair.

The machine shop is located on his late grandfathers hay and cattle farm and the bull's barn contains 20 years of "aged fertilizer" and hay bales. Since I plan on building a huge garden with my neighbor this year (and trying to fix my yard), free shit(literally) seems to be just the thing.

On the way home with a trailer full of shit (literally) I noticed an elderly couple around the corner from my house tilling up a garden. I spun my Blazer around in the "big goddamn white church's" parking lot and drove back to their house.
The impression I received was they don't get too many visitors. I said I noticed they were setting up a garden and asked if they'd like some fertilizer. One would think they made a new best friend. Turns out they ended up with almost the entire trailer load in a big pile between to Charlie's food garden and Sue's flower garden. I asked if it was too much and Sue replied "You eat an elephant one bite at a time". I have a feeling they'll find a use for all of it.

I'm surprised I didn't get drug inside and fed.


Thank dog for beers, hot showers and beers.
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I love how Meg gets 1/4 of the way home with my Blazer and I find TWO, count 'em , TWO boats on craigslist I want to buy tomorrow.


I'm not saying it's any body's fault..... Meg
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